Swearnet: The Movie Quote

Mike Smith: [playing with a mini statue, impersonating David]Hi, there, my name's David. I don't wear pants And I was thinkin' since my cock's already out Maybe you'd like to take and little suck off?
John Paul Tremblay: Jesus Christ, Smith! Your fuckin' breath smells like drunk Shamu Just dumped a big whale load in your mouth, man, fuck!
Mike Smith: Come on, it's just a little tiny penis. Why don't you finger my little tight hole?
John Paul Tremblay: Get your fuckin' hands off me, Smith!
Mike Smith: Finger my little hole! Tongue my hole!
John Paul Tremblay: Smith, would you smarten the fuck up and get serious here, man?
Stephen: [having walked in and seeing Mike up to his shenanigans]Expensive statue! Guys, marble.

Movie: Swearnet: The Movie

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