Stuff Quotes

Alan Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me **** up.
Gordon Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please.
Alan Shepard: I said everything's A-OK.

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Col. Malcolm Grommett Spears: [after shooting guard who begins "bleeding" Stuff] I kinda like the sight of blood... but this is disgusting!

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Don Van Vliet: Roland Kirk was playing down in Hermosa Beach, and he came up to me on the last set and said 'Where can I get some ribs?' and I said 'The only place in Los Angeles you can get ribs this time of night, Roland, is in the Bible.'

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Kevin James: You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?...Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?

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Peachy Keane: Well, dear, we'll put this on the train to Atlanta and see if it whistles Dixie!

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