Storm Hawks Quote
[After reading the scroll, Finn wonders aloud what the "rites of Elp" is, asking, "Does it hurt?"]
Stork: More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!
Finn: That's it? What's the big deal?
Stork: But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...
Aerrow: Does it have to be something terrible?
[A transport vessel arrives. A Merb in a red uniform steps out to hand Stork a form]
Merb: They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]
Stork: [after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...
[The door on the trailer opens loudly, and three young Merbs yell in excitement, then zip over in front of Stork]
Young Merbs: [in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?
Stork: [dejectedly]Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]
Stork: More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!
Finn: That's it? What's the big deal?
Stork: But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...
Aerrow: Does it have to be something terrible?
[A transport vessel arrives. A Merb in a red uniform steps out to hand Stork a form]
Merb: They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]
Stork: [after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...
[The door on the trailer opens loudly, and three young Merbs yell in excitement, then zip over in front of Stork]
Young Merbs: [in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?
Stork: [dejectedly]Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]
TV Show: Storm Hawks
