Star Wreck - In the Pirkinning (V) Quotes

[subtitled version]
Commander Dwarf: Fleet reporting: practically all light balls expended.
Info: In that case, approach to twinkler range at full shove power. Our losses should not exceed 68.4 percent.
Commander Dwarf: I guess it's a passable day to die.

Movie: Star Wreck - In the Pirkinning (V)
[subtitled version]
Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie: [holographic announcement to Baabel-13 station] To all P-Fleet personnel who surrender without resistance, I promise a fair court-martial and a swift execution. [receives a sheet of paper from off-camera]
Kapteeni Joni K. Sherrypie: There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station in a handicap space. Will the owner move it A.S.A.P.

Movie: Star Wreck - In the Pirkinning (V)
[first lines, subtitled version]
P-Liiton tiedeupseeri: I would like to suggest, Emperor, that you reconsider your plan. The scientists are comparing it to Russian roulette. What theories we have on phenomena like the maggot hole indicate a tendency for continually increasing disturbances.
Keisari James B. Pirk: So what else is new. Can we pass through there?
P-Liiton tiedemies: Our ships weren't designed for twist pressures over one googol fluxoms.
Keisari James B. Pirk: So in other words, you don't have a clue.

Movie: Star Wreck - In the Pirkinning (V)
[subtitled version]
Commander Dwarf: Tactical is still missing a chair!

Movie: Star Wreck - In the Pirkinning (V)