Star Trek Quote

Lt. Nyota Uhura : [ During the Kobayashi Maru test ] We are receiving a distress signal from the USS Kobayashi Maru. The ship has lost power and is stranded. Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them.
Kirk : [ clearly enjoying himself ] Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them... *captain*.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [ rolls his eyes ] Two Klingon warbirds have entered the Neutral Zone and are locking weapons on us.
Kirk : [ Smugly ] That's okay.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : 'That's okay?'
Kirk : Yeah, don't worry about it.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and locking onto our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either.
Simulator Tactical Officer : They're firing, captain.
Kirk : Alert Medical bay to receive *all* crew members from the damaged ship.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, captain?
Kirk : Alert Medical.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Our ship's being hit. Shields are at sixty percent.
Kirk : [ nonchalantly ] I understand.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [ exasperated ] Well, should we - oh, I dunno - fire back?
Kirk : [ pulls an apple out of nowhere and starts munching ] Naw.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Of course not. [ the entire simulation suddenly shuts down, then starts back up ]
Kirk : Hmm. Arm photons, prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Jim, their shields are still up!
Kirk : Are they?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [ McCoy checks again, taken aback ] No... They're not.
Kirk : Fire on all enemy ships. One photon each should

Movie: Star Trek

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