Sports Night Quote

Dana: Are you growing a beard?
Isaac: No.
Dana: Did you shave this morning?
Isaac: No.
Dana: Why?
Isaac: I like an electric razor.
Dana: You should buy one.
Isaac: I have one. I have four.
Dana: You have four electric razors?
Isaac: Yes.
Dana: Why?
Isaac: I like them.
Dana: Is your electricity not working?
Isaac: Esther babyproofed the house.
Dana: Matthew's here! I totally forgot. When was the last time you saw him?
Isaac: About nine months ago, before the stroke.
Dana: Matthew's here!
Isaac: The kid can't even walk yet - why are we locking the medicine cabinets?
Dana: Does he crawl?
Isaac: Not up walls, no!

TV Show: Sports Night

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