Sonic X Quote

Policeman 1: What is that thing?
Policeman 2: It looks like a giant hedgehog.
Policeman 1: A blue hedgehog?
Policeman 2: Well, whatever it is, we better get it outta here. [approaches Sonic and kneels down to his level] Hey, buddy, wanna ride with us down to the station?
Policeman 1: Should I call for back-up?
Policeman 2: I have three kitty-kats at home. I'm sure I can handle this little fella.
[Sonic folds his arms and frowns]
Policeman 1: See that? That thing's got an attitude. A bad one.
Policeman 2: Yeah? Well, we won't get away from me! [lunges at Sonic but Sonic dodges]
Policeman 1: [drawing his truncheon] Why, you little-
Sergeant: [in slight German accent] Take it easy. I tink we can handle this without getting rough. Duffy, get behind him.
Policeman 2: Right, Sarge.
Sergeant: Now, when I say da word, we're all gonna jump him at once. All right den, is everybody ready? Let's do it!
[The sergeant and three policemen jump at Sonic]
Policeman 3: Sarge, I think I got his leg!
Policeman 2: I got 'em round the neck, Sarge!
Sergeant: Okay, now, we pull him out at da count o' tree. One...two...TREE!
[the officers all pull, and fall over. They were in fact holding onto themselves; Sonic had dodged and was now sitting atop a patrol car, wondering what was going on. Suddenly he is enclosed in a butterfly net]
Policeman 2: Don't worry, Sarge, I got him!
[Sonic races off, pulling Policeman 2 along with him. The other policemen grab the net, but Sonic is too fast. He jumps over another patrol car, with its door open, but the policemen are bundled inside]
Sergeant: Attention all units! Attention all units! Dere is a blue hedgehog headed north on

TV Show: Sonic X

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