Some Like It Hot Quotes
Little Bonaparte : [ thick Italian accent ] Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of dis organization... an' if I say so myself, you made duh right choice. Let's look at duh record: In duh lass fissel year we made a hundred an' twelve million dollars before taxes... only we ain't paying no taxes!
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Sugar : [ pouring bourbon into paper cup ] Turn the lights on.
Daphne : No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar : But I might spill some.
Daphne : So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party.
Sugar : What's the surprise?
Daphne : Not yet.
Sugar : When?
Daphne : Better have a drink first.
Sugar : There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne : No fair guessing.
Daphne : No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Sugar : But I might spill some.
Daphne : So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party.
Sugar : What's the surprise?
Daphne : Not yet.
Sugar : When?
Daphne : Better have a drink first.
Sugar : There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne : No fair guessing.
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Daphne : [ in the berth, with the lady band members passing food around and a corkscrew's been brought ] Girls, keep it down! You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine... WATCH THAT CORKSCREW!
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Sugar : Oh, Daphne, how can I ever repay you?
Jerry : Oh, I can think of a million things. [ Sugar gets into bed with him ]
Jerry : And that's one of them!
Jerry : Oh, I can think of a million things. [ Sugar gets into bed with him ]
Jerry : And that's one of them!
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Sugar : If my mother could only see me now.
Joe : I hope *my* mother never finds out.
Joe : I hope *my* mother never finds out.
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Jerry : Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood : Why not?
Jerry : Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood : Doesn't matter.
Jerry : I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood : I don't care.
Jerry : Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood : I forgive you.
Jerry : [ Tragically ] I can never have children!
Osgood : We can adopt some.
Jerry : But you don't understand, Osgood! [ Finally gives up and pulls off his wig ]
Jerry : Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood : Nobody's perfect!
Jerry : Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood : Why not?
Jerry : Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood : Doesn't matter.
Jerry : I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood : I don't care.
Jerry : Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood : I forgive you.
Jerry : [ Tragically ] I can never have children!
Osgood : We can adopt some.
Jerry : But you don't understand, Osgood! [ Finally gives up and pulls off his wig ]
Jerry : Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood : Nobody's perfect!
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