Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Rick: You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.
Neville Flynn: You slowed down?
Rick: Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B.
Claire Miller: Which is?
Rick: I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.

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Troy: **** Randy, that's my own brother and I say **** him!

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Eddie Kim: Don't you think I've exhausted every other option? HE SAW ME!

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Ken: [throws snake in microwave oven] Who's your daddy now, bitch?

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Nelville Flynn: All praises to the Playstation!

Movie: Snakes on a Plane
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!

Movie: Snakes on a Plane