Smallfoot Quotes

[from trailer] Migo: The world is a mysterious place. There are marvels of nature just waiting to be discovered by those who are daring enough to look. Marvels like, the creature I had only heard existed in legend.
Migo: [roars]
Migo: Mythical monster, straight out of your worst nightmares, with wild eyes, and a hideous face, and feet that were amazingly freakishly... SMALL! [Yetis clutch in fear]
Migo: It's a terrifying creature, with perfect white teeth, and breath that just smells all minty fresh, [child yetis looks in disgust]
Migo: and the only hair it has on it's entire body is on the TOP OF HIS HEAD! [child yeti faints]
Kolka: Stop it Migo, you're scaring them.
Migo: Hey, don't be scared, it's just a story, everyone knows that the Smallfoot isn't real. [Yetis breathe in relief]
Gwangi: Or is it? [Gwangi take out a small boots, the yetis anxiously run away]
Migo: Oh, that's nice, real nice, way to scar them for life.
Gwangi: [laughs]

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Meechee: [Holding up a roll of toilet paper]Behold, the Scroll of Invisible Wisdom. Imagine the amazing stuff they put in here.
Fleem: I think it's just a lot of crap.

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Fleem: You acted just like I do. I thought you were better than that.

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Fleem: Migo, if you die, can I have all your worldly possessions?
Gwangi
Kolka
Meechee: Fleem!
Fleem: Right, sorry. When you die.

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Gwangi: We're about to blow some tiny minds. [Makes small, sputtering sound]
Fleem: What was that?
Gwangi: Their minds are really tiny.

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Fleem: It's not wisdom, and it's definitely not invisible.

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