Skin Deep Quotes

Zach: I figured it out, Barney. You can't cure a problem until you know what's causing the problem. But before you can see what's causing the problem, you first have to remove the problem.
Barney: You've gotta give up the vices to get to the virtues. I could've told you that.
Zach: Yeah? Why didn't you?
Barney: You want it to take, you got to figure it out for yourself.
Zach: Okay, wise guy, what's my problem?
Barney: You're scared like the rest of us. You drink too much, you chase girls much too much, and you don't use your God-given talent anymore.
Zach: You've known that all along?
Barney: I'm a good bartender.

Movie: Skin Deep
Zach: You are such a prick!
Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: Most of my friends are pricks.
Zach: Most of your pricks are friends.

Movie: Skin Deep
Zach: I'm a desperate man, Doctor. I need help. I gotta change my way of living, and if that ain't enough, I'm gonna change the way I strut my stuff. [Zach starts singing]
Zach: 'Cause nobody loves you when your old and gray. There'll be some changes made today. Yes, sir, there'll be some changes made. Duh-duh-da. [Zach leaves the room for a couple of seconds and re-enters the room]
Zach: I couldn't resist it. You think I'm crazy?
Dr. Westford: No.
Zach: Then what the hell is wrong with me?
Dr. Westford: Well, for one thing, you can't sing worth shit.

Movie: Skin Deep
Zack Hutton: [rubbing genie lamp] Get me the **** out of here.

Movie: Skin Deep