Sisters Quotes

Maura's Patient: No, I don't need lotion in there!
Maura Ellis: [Shushes]Yeah, you do need lotion in there.

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Maura Ellis: Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?

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Mr. Geernt: My apologies. I was worried you were having a party, but I see now you really are having a wake.

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[Unrated version only] Kate Ellis: Oh, I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the last five millionth time in your life.
Maura Ellis: Oh, I get! I get my fucking dick when I want to.
Kate Ellis: I know you get tons of dick!
Maura Ellis: Just not tonight and not recently.
Kate Ellis: Mmmm-hmmm.

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Kate Ellis: You know, I never met a Brayla before.
Brayla: I know like three.
Kate Ellis: Oh, so you're trending. God bless.

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Maura Ellis: E-A-T... S-H-I-T.

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Maura Ellis
Kate Ellis: Fuck the haters!

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Kelly: We did it, you guys. We stopped time!

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Maura Ellis: [Policeman writes on his note pad]Why don't you write this on your notepad. E.A.T... [Policeman starts writing]
Maura Ellis: S.H.I.T...
Kate Ellis: Okay! Oh My GOD!

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Kate Ellis: Kelly. Your profile pic is a low-fat Mexican casserole.
Kelly: [unashamed]Yeah. It is.

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Kate Ellis: I wish being gay was a choice, because I always did like that shorts and boots look.
Maura Ellis: Yeah I dunno, for me the deal breaker might be the eating of the pussy.
Kate Ellis: Oh really? 'Cause for me, it would just be the fucking unbearable amount of talking.

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Kate Ellis: We're grown-ups! We don't have to clean up after ourselves.

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[Unrated edition only] Kate Ellis: Why don't you go drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a fucking husband? Or go breastfeed a squirrel, you sad excuse for a woman.

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