Siskel and Ebert and the Movies Quotes

Gene Siskel: [reviewing "Highlander 2: The Quickening"] I read about this picture and do you know that it cost 34 million dollars to make?
Roger Ebert: You're kidding me!
Gene Siskel: Shot in Argentina... where did the money go?
Roger Ebert: 34 million, they must have had a limousine every time they went to the john.

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Richard Roeper: You're too kind.
Roger Ebert: You're too cruel.

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Richard Roeper: [reviewing "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie"] If college kids find this entertaining, they must be on drugs!

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Roger Ebert: We were on "The Howard Stern Show" once and Rob Schneider called in, and he was asking me how I could write what I did about the original "Deuce Bigalow" movie. And my question to him is; how could you make this second "Deuce Bigalow" movie? I mean, where is this movie coming from? Who were you talking to who told you that you should make this move, and that it would be funny, and that it would be good for your career, and that it would be worth money for people to go to see it? How in the world did this movie ever get made? It is completely beneath contempt!

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