Silver Linings Playbook Quotes
Pat Sr.: I guess his sixth sense forgot to tell him the cops were coming.
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Pat Sr.: [upon arriving at the hotel and seeing the professional dancers on the night of the competition]Holy shit. Is this Dancing with the Stars?
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Ronnie: Oh, she's a mess. You gotta be careful. She goes to a lot of therapy.
Pat: I go to a lot of therapy, Ronnie. What are you trying to say?
Ronnie: I'm just saying.
Pat: I go to a lot of therapy, Ronnie. What are you trying to say?
Ronnie: I'm just saying.
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Tiffany: Listen, I haven't dated since before my marriage so I don't really remember how this works.
Pat: How what works?
Tiffany: I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat. You felt it, I felt it, don't lie. We're not liars like they are. I live in the addition around back, which is completely separate from my parents' house, so there's no chance of them walking in on us. I hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner because I hate football, but you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, okay?
Pat: How what works?
Tiffany: I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat. You felt it, I felt it, don't lie. We're not liars like they are. I live in the addition around back, which is completely separate from my parents' house, so there's no chance of them walking in on us. I hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner because I hate football, but you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, okay?
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Pat Sr.: ...and I'll take that fucking camera and I'm gonna break it over your fuckin' head, then I'm gonna come back and interview you about what it's like to get that fuckin' camera broken over your head!
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Dolores: It's game day. I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.
Pat: Yeah, come on, Dad, be nice. Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades!
Pat: Yeah, come on, Dad, be nice. Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades!
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Pat: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.
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Pat: [to his mother]Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol.
Danny: Bad combination.
Pat: On top of an anxiety disorder.
Danny: Bad combination.
Pat: On top of an anxiety disorder.
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Dr. Cliff Patel: Will somebody please explain me the parlay, please?
Ronnie: You gotta win two bets or you lose the whole thing. For Pat Sr. to win, the Birds gotta beat the Cowboys, plus, Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
Dr. Cliff Patel: That's very, very manic, indeed.
Ronnie: You gotta win two bets or you lose the whole thing. For Pat Sr. to win, the Birds gotta beat the Cowboys, plus, Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
Dr. Cliff Patel: That's very, very manic, indeed.
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Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!
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Pat: We have a very unconventional chemistry, it makes people feel awkward, but not me. Alright? She's the most beautiful woman I've ever been with. It's electric between us! Okay, yeah, we wanna change each other, but that's normal, couples wanna do that. I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, I want her to stop acting so superior to me, okay? And she wanted me to lose weight and stop my mood swings, which both I've done. I mean, people fight. Couples fight. We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks. That's normal. She always wanted the best for me.
Tiffany: Wow.
Pat: She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be fucking amazing.
Tiffany: It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing. [Tiffany turns and walks off]
Tiffany: Wow.
Pat: She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be fucking amazing.
Tiffany: It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing. [Tiffany turns and walks off]
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Pat Sr.: Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go.
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Pat: [to Jake]As my friend Danny would say... I got nothing but love for you, brother.
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Pat: I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki.
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Veronica: [Demonstrating the iPod player on the wall]I can play music for the baby in any room.
Pat: Can you play Ride the Lightning by Metallica?
Pat: Can you play Ride the Lightning by Metallica?
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Pat: Nikki's waiting for me to get in shape and get my life back together. Then we're going to be together.
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Officer Keogh: Do yourself a favour: respect a restraining order, ok?
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Tiffany: It's the kids, it's the kids.
Tiffany: Honestly he didn't do anything.
Tiffany: It was all the kids.
Tiffany: They started it, he didn't do anything.
Tiffany: Come on man, come here.
Tiffany: What are you gonna do about that song? Huh?
Tiffany: You gonna go your whole life scared of that song?
Tiffany: It's a song. Don't make it a monster.
Tiffany: Come on, breathe. There's no song.
Tiffany: There's no song. There's no song playing.
Tiffany: Honestly he didn't do anything.
Tiffany: It was all the kids.
Tiffany: They started it, he didn't do anything.
Tiffany: Come on man, come here.
Tiffany: What are you gonna do about that song? Huh?
Tiffany: You gonna go your whole life scared of that song?
Tiffany: It's a song. Don't make it a monster.
Tiffany: Come on, breathe. There's no song.
Tiffany: There's no song. There's no song playing.
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