Shimmer Lake Quotes

Sally Sikes: I thought you wasn't hungry.
Zeke Sikes: [devouring a banana]Oh, I'm starving.
Sally Sikes: Then why didn't you eat Mommy's breakfast?
Zeke Sikes: Because if I ate your mommy's breakfast, I'd end up a fat fucking bastard like everybody else in this town. Let's just pretend Uncle Zeke didn't say that, okay?
Sally Sikes: Okay.
Reed Ethington: [walking up to the squad car]Hey, Sally.
Zeke Sikes: Do you mind if we drop her off at school on the way to work?
Reed Ethington: No, not at all.
Sally Sikes: Get in the back, you fat fuckin' bastard!
Reed Ethington: Excuse me? [chuckles]
Reed Ethington: That's real nice. That's real nice. You're a nice little girl.

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Harris: [tires screeching]Ezekiel! It's the damnedest thing. Someone just stole my car!
Zeke Sikes: You don't say?
Harris: It's an '87 Cavalier. You should be more surprised.
Zeke Sikes: [sighs]Surprise is for the ill-prepared.

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Zeke Sikes: [lecturing her in squad car]I'm not asking people to be perfect, Sal. Everybody makes mistakes. God knows I'm no exception. But everybody thinks that they can do whatever the hell they want with no repercussions whatsoever. And what is the point of being the only clean person in a town that's completely dirty?
Sally Sikes: When I'm dirty, my mom gives me a bath.
Zeke Sikes: Yeah. Well... that's what I'm doing. I'm giving this town a bath.
Sally Sikes: Bath time! [siren wailing]

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Ed Burton: What the hell do you want from me, huh?
Steph Burton: For starters, you could accept responsibility for my son's death.
Ed Burton: You are never gonna get over it, are you?
Steph Burton: Get over it? It's not a cold, Ed.

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Zeke Sikes: Sorry, man. Escorting our state champion quarterback from his meeting with our state champion parole officer. Do you mind hoppin' in back?
Reed Ethington: No, not at all. Hey, Ed.
Ed Burton: How's it going, Reed?
Reed Ethington: The back, huh? Never been back here.
Ed Burton: *I* have. My guess is... you don't wash it after the canine unit uses it. You guys smell that?

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[last lines] Reed Ethington: Man, Zeke. This is a real mess.
Zeke Sikes: Yeah, it's an old mess.
Reed Ethington: How do you mean?
Zeke Sikes: I mean, this is what happens when wrongs go un-righted. They fester.
Reed Ethington: You talking about Ed Jr.?
Zeke Sikes: Yeah, you're damn fucking right I'm talking about Ed Jr. Eight lousy months he got.
Reed Ethington: Don't worry about it. We'll get him.
Zeke Sikes: I'm not worried about it, Reed. As far as I'm concerned... he's already got.

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