Shanghai Knights Quotes

Lord Rathbone: Perhaps you could explain to me how Looney Lin managed to escape from the confines of Scotland Yard under the watch of the most respected police force in the world.
Doyle: Yes, of course, it's absolutely fascinating. She picked the lock using a deck of rather risqué playing cards. Then scaled the walls with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. I've got to hand it to the Chinese, they're awfully ingenious, Lord, aren't they?
Lord Rathbone: Does your incompetence know no bounds?

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Roy: [after waking up to a sheep licking his face] I've just been violated by a barnyard animal, John!

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Chon Lin: [after kissing Roy] Be careful.
Roy: Tell Rathbone to be careful!

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Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

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Roy: That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

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[after opening the puzzle box]
Roy: It's just a rock with some gibberish on it!
Chon Wang: It's Chinese!

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