Senior Trip Quotes

Dags: Let's do some Van Damme-age.

Movie: Senior Trip
Meg: Miss Milford, there you are. We've been looking for you. We wanted to let you know how cool it's been. You showing us around Washington and everything.
Miss Milford: Realy?
Wanda Baker: So, we all chipped in and bought you a box of candy.
Miss Milford: [looks in the box] I don't know what to say. How do you know that I like chocolate.
Wanda Baker: Because it's all you ever eat.

Movie: Senior Trip
Principal Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.
Miss Milford: What are we going to do now?
Dags: Go home.
Lisa: No, we can't let this happen!
Meg: But if we go, we're only gonna make the President look worse.
Reggie: Just like Vietnam, no way to win.
Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.
Meg: Yeah. Like that time last year when the school got torched right before finals.
Dags, Reggie: Oh. That was us.
Principal Moss: That was you?
Dags: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

Movie: Senior Trip
Red: Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Where do you think you're going?
Principal Moss: Getting on the bus.
Red: You're on the wrong bus, dude. This is the magic bus.
Principal Moss: I'm counting on you to stick to the schedule. It's percisley 8: 06. Let's get going.
Red: [to himself, after Moss walks by] Principal Dickhead.

Movie: Senior Trip
Reggie Barry: Heroin, huh?
Herbert Jones: Insulin.
Reggie Barry: Can I, like, buy some from you?

Movie: Senior Trip
[propositioning to a lady at a formal party]
Virus: If you're on your knees with a tablecloth over your head, who's gonna know who it is?

Movie: Senior Trip