Saturday Night Live - The Best of Adam Sandler Quotes

Canteen Boy's Nemesis: Hey Canteen Boy, I got a real scary ghost story. Once upon a time there was a moron, who always had a stupid canteen wrapped around his neck.
Canteen Boy: I think I've heard this tale before.
Canteen Boy's Nemesis: It was a dark and stormy night, and this moron went into the woods, and a huge bear came up and ripped his head off, just because he looked so stupid! The End!

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Adam Sandler
Opera Man: [on George Bush] Shh el doze-o. Shh, el doze-o. El inferno, violencia, armageddon! Shh, el doze-o. No disturbe presidante.

TV Show: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Adam Sandler