Rowan and Martins Laugh-In Quotes

Dick Martin: How about coming up to my place?
Girl: Are you going to try anything fresh?
Dick Martin: Nope. Same old stuff.

Movie: Rowan and Martins Laugh-In
Ernestine, the telephone operator: How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?

Movie: Rowan and Martins Laugh-In
[first lines of the show]
Announcer: What you're about to see is true. [the word false appears on the screen, a man moves arrows on the clock in the back so it reads 8: 00]
Announcer: Only names and faces have been left unchanged... to protect the innocent.

Movie: Rowan and Martins Laugh-In
[repeated line]
Judy Carne: You're weird, Goldie.

Movie: Rowan and Martins Laugh-In