Roseanne Quote
Fred: Bev, do yourself a favor. Don't get into this.
Bev: Fred, I have every right to get involved in this. Unlike you, I am actually a member of this family.
Fred: If I ever become a member of this family, I can tell you one thing right now—the next time you break your pelvis having sex, you're not gonna stay at our house.
Dan: [as Bev gets away in horrific humiliation] If I understand this correctly, unless you had sex in the shower, none of this is my fault!
Fred: I guess I wasn't supposed to say that.
Dan: I...plan to treat Bev with the utmost sensitivity, but first, a raucous laugh.
Bev: Fred, I have every right to get involved in this. Unlike you, I am actually a member of this family.
Fred: If I ever become a member of this family, I can tell you one thing right now—the next time you break your pelvis having sex, you're not gonna stay at our house.
Dan: [as Bev gets away in horrific humiliation] If I understand this correctly, unless you had sex in the shower, none of this is my fault!
Fred: I guess I wasn't supposed to say that.
Dan: I...plan to treat Bev with the utmost sensitivity, but first, a raucous laugh.
TV Show: Roseanne
