Roseanne Quote
Roseanne: Hey Darlene, think fast! [throws her a set of car keys]
Darlene: What are these for?
Dan: Well, it's amazing. Becky's car seems to be running fine now. [hand Darlene an envelope] And here. I think this ought to be enough here to buy you and your fellow creatures of the night dinner and a movie. They're waiting for you at the Pizza King.
Roseanne: Surprise! We want you to leave!
Darlene: Yes! That's just what I always wanted!
Roseanne: Well, I know my kid.
Darlene: So what, you mean this whole party thing was a big joke? You put me through hell.
Roseanne: Well, that was kinda for us.
Dan: "Maybe she just doesn't know how to tell you she loves you anymore." Sucker!
Roseanne: What? You're not gone yet?
Darlene: Leaving.
Roseanne: Oh, Darlene?
Darlene: Yes?
Roseanne: [sighs] I hate your hair.
Darlene: [smiles] Thanks, Mommy!
Darlene: What are these for?
Dan: Well, it's amazing. Becky's car seems to be running fine now. [hand Darlene an envelope] And here. I think this ought to be enough here to buy you and your fellow creatures of the night dinner and a movie. They're waiting for you at the Pizza King.
Roseanne: Surprise! We want you to leave!
Darlene: Yes! That's just what I always wanted!
Roseanne: Well, I know my kid.
Darlene: So what, you mean this whole party thing was a big joke? You put me through hell.
Roseanne: Well, that was kinda for us.
Dan: "Maybe she just doesn't know how to tell you she loves you anymore." Sucker!
Roseanne: What? You're not gone yet?
Darlene: Leaving.
Roseanne: Oh, Darlene?
Darlene: Yes?
Roseanne: [sighs] I hate your hair.
Darlene: [smiles] Thanks, Mommy!
TV Show: Roseanne
