Roseanne Quote
Darlene: I can handle this.
Becky: You can't take her, Darlene.
Darlene: I'm not gonna try. I'll just talk my way out of it.
D.J.: Okay, just stay down.
Darlene: You don't believe me? Dad, can I talk to about something?
Dan: Coming.
Darlene: Watch.
Dan: Yeah, Darlene.
Darlene: Listen, I'm really sorry I called you "Wide Load" yesterday. I mean, I meant it to be funny and I really thought you would laugh. But I've been thinking about it, and now I realize it was really insensitive.
Dan: Darlene, tie your hair back really tight so she can't swing you around with it.
Becky: You're dead, Darlene.
Darlene: Oh, man.
Dan: Rope-a-dope, Darlene. Keep your arms up in front of your face; eventually, she'll wear herself out.
Becky: You can't take her, Darlene.
Darlene: I'm not gonna try. I'll just talk my way out of it.
D.J.: Okay, just stay down.
Darlene: You don't believe me? Dad, can I talk to about something?
Dan: Coming.
Darlene: Watch.
Dan: Yeah, Darlene.
Darlene: Listen, I'm really sorry I called you "Wide Load" yesterday. I mean, I meant it to be funny and I really thought you would laugh. But I've been thinking about it, and now I realize it was really insensitive.
Dan: Darlene, tie your hair back really tight so she can't swing you around with it.
Becky: You're dead, Darlene.
Darlene: Oh, man.
Dan: Rope-a-dope, Darlene. Keep your arms up in front of your face; eventually, she'll wear herself out.
TV Show: Roseanne
