Roseanne Quote

Darlene: [outlining her "conditions" for Roseanne bringing a new baby into the house] Okay, say I brought a puppy into this house. It would be my puppy and I would have to take care of it, right?
Roseanne: Well, I just don't think you're gonna have that much time to take care of a puppy, what with all the work you're gonna be doin' with the new baby and all.
Darlene: You just don't get this, do you?
Roseanne: [glares at Darlene]
Darlene: ...Yeah, you do. I just don't think it's fair that you should expect me to clean the baby, or wash it, or watch it while it sleeps, or change its diapers---
Roseanne: [putting her arm around Darlene] I guess what you're saying here is that you just feel that three children are enough for this house.
Darlene: Well, yeah.
Roseanne: [takes her arm from around Darlene] We're gonna miss you, Darlene.

TV Show: Roseanne

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