Robot Chicken Quote
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Empire on Ice!
Luke Skywalker: [while on a Tauntaun]The Empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease!
Han Solo: Aw, man! My nuts are freezing, kid, I'm up out this bitch!
Luke & Solo: Peace! [scene changes to Luke on a Tauntaun with a Wampa]
Wampa: I'm the Wampa! I'm the snowman! And I don't take any lip from no man!
Luke Skywalker: But-- [the Wampa slashes Luke's face and drags him away] AAHH! [janitors skate by and clean up Luke's blood as Han Solo and Princess Leia skate out]
Han Solo: [singing in the tune of Princess Leia's theme] I know you want me bad, Princess! I know you're such a flirter!
Princess Leia: Shut up, you scruffy nerf-herder! [slaps Han and skates away as Solo holds his cheek]
C-3PO: [begins to skate around Han with R2; sings in the tune of the Cantina Band] Luke, he hasn't checked in yet, it might be that he is done! His chances of surviving here are ten billion and five to one!
R2-D2: [spins and beeps][scene changes]
Chewbacca: [skates into view with Han Solo and roars]
Probe: You are so dumb! The Empire's been alerted and here they come! [Han Solo shoots the probe; scene changes to all the previous cast of "Empire on Ice" skating into view, along with robed Stormtroopers and AT-AT Walkers; in the tune of "The Imperial March"]
All: Empire on ice! Empire on ice! Here we are, the Empire on ice! All those Rebels will pay a big price! Vader's - not nice, and the Tauntaun - get's sliced, and Chewbacca - has lice, the Empire on ice! Empire on ice! [the Wampa begins to spin around for a long time on the toe of his skates] Empire on iiiiice! [the Wampa stops and rests on one knee, raising
Luke Skywalker: [while on a Tauntaun]The Empire is chasing us, they simply will not cease!
Han Solo: Aw, man! My nuts are freezing, kid, I'm up out this bitch!
Luke & Solo: Peace! [scene changes to Luke on a Tauntaun with a Wampa]
Wampa: I'm the Wampa! I'm the snowman! And I don't take any lip from no man!
Luke Skywalker: But-- [the Wampa slashes Luke's face and drags him away] AAHH! [janitors skate by and clean up Luke's blood as Han Solo and Princess Leia skate out]
Han Solo: [singing in the tune of Princess Leia's theme] I know you want me bad, Princess! I know you're such a flirter!
Princess Leia: Shut up, you scruffy nerf-herder! [slaps Han and skates away as Solo holds his cheek]
C-3PO: [begins to skate around Han with R2; sings in the tune of the Cantina Band] Luke, he hasn't checked in yet, it might be that he is done! His chances of surviving here are ten billion and five to one!
R2-D2: [spins and beeps][scene changes]
Chewbacca: [skates into view with Han Solo and roars]
Probe: You are so dumb! The Empire's been alerted and here they come! [Han Solo shoots the probe; scene changes to all the previous cast of "Empire on Ice" skating into view, along with robed Stormtroopers and AT-AT Walkers; in the tune of "The Imperial March"]
All: Empire on ice! Empire on ice! Here we are, the Empire on ice! All those Rebels will pay a big price! Vader's - not nice, and the Tauntaun - get's sliced, and Chewbacca - has lice, the Empire on ice! Empire on ice! [the Wampa begins to spin around for a long time on the toe of his skates] Empire on iiiiice! [the Wampa stops and rests on one knee, raising
TV Show: Robot Chicken
