Robot Chicken Quote

[Ricky gets run over by a car while playing soccer.]
Ricky's Dad: Ricky, the doctors say the accident left you mute. Do you know what that means? (Ricky shakes his head) It means you can't talk no more. (now cheerful) But just because you can't talk don't mean you can't communicate. Look what I got you! (shows him a big sandwich board saying "Hi, my name is Ricky!") You'll wear this everywhere you go.
[The soccer game continues to play, Ricky is in possession of the soccer ball.]
Red Team Player #1: Kick it over here, "Hi, my name is Ricky"!
[Ricky starts passing the ball but the defense blocks it.]
Blue Team Player #1: Nice job on Defense, "Hi, my name is Ricky"! You suck! You seriously fucking suck, dude!
[The accident sequence continues to go on, Ricky gets run over twice.]
Ricky's Dad: Ricky, the doctors say the accident left you mostly deaf. Do you know what that means? I said, "Do you know what that means?" Well anyways, this is just another challenge, yo champel! I got you those hearing aids. (fits two horns of Ricky's ears)
[The soccer game continues once again. Ricky, as his sandwich board now reads "Hello, I am hearing impaired!" gets the ball.]
Coach: Nice huzzle, "Hello, I am hearing impaired!"
[Another blue player blocks the ball.]
Blue Team Player #2: You kinda suck, "Hello, I am hearing impaired!"
[Ricky gets run over for the last time.]
Ricky's Dad: Ricky, the doctors say the accident affected your brain. We don't know what that means yet, but I got you these googly eye glasses.
[The soccer game continues for a third time, as Ricky, with his googly eye glasses and sandwich board now saying "Howdy, I have brain damage!", stands by the blue team's goal. The ball bounces off Ricky and straight into the goal.]

TV Show: Robot Chicken

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