Robot Chicken Quote

Narrator: The band's woes weren't limited to financial trouble.
Howard Stern: Come on, Tommy Lee's rich, he's good looking, it couldn't have been that bad.
Janice: Like, he gave me Hepatitis C. I only have five years to live!
Howard: You gonna show me those boobs?
Janice: F*** you, Howard! I'm dying!
Narrator: The band pinned their comeback on their Star Search Special, but no one could foresee the consequences for the band's most beloved member.
Ed McMahon: Oh-ho-ho, did you see that? The drummer looks like an epileptic ragdoll! Oh-ho-ho.
[Animal gets angry and kills Ed McMahon]
Narrator: After a long history of behavior problems the on-air attack of Ed McMahon was the last straw. The courts ruled that the band's drummer Animal be put down.
[Animal's still angry but calms down after being put down. Janice cries watching Animal being put down, being held by Floyd]

TV Show: Robot Chicken

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