Road to Utopia Quotes

Chester Hooton: If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

Movie: Road to Utopia

Duke: Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.

Movie: Road to Utopia

Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

Movie: Road to Utopia