Rio Quote
Nigel: [jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker. [shows them a poster with himself looking dashing on it]
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's ghastly!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you. [to the chorus of birds who continue singing]
Nigel: Shut up now. Shut up! [the chorus of birds stop singing]
Nigel: It's just me. [to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares. [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's ghastly!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you. [to the chorus of birds who continue singing]
Nigel: Shut up now. Shut up! [the chorus of birds stop singing]
Nigel: It's just me. [to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares. [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!
Movie: Rio
