Richard's Wedding Quotes

Tuna: I just wear three condoms because it makes my penis bigger.

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Alex: Okay, one time I did actually punch him in the face, but I feel really awful about it.
Tuna: What did he do?
Alex: We had this huge fight and I blew my lid... I blew my top, and I just punched him. It was just awful.
Tuna: That's such bullshit. You see, a woman can hit a guy in the face, and no one says anything. They laugh about it. It's cute. It's endearing. If a guy hits a girl in the face, it's abuse.

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Russell: Fuck Victor Frankl!
Kristin: How can you say that?
Russell: Simple. Take the name 'Victor Frankl' and put the word 'fuck' in front of it.

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Alex: You cannot break up with someone because they yell, especially because it's hereditary.

Movie: Richard's Wedding