Relax... Its Just Sex Quotes

Megan Pillsbury: Could we may be not talk about Sarina for five minutes, please?
Alicia Pillsbury: You don't real have to be so testy, dear. After all, you did live together for a very long time....
Megan Pillsbury: For god's sake, mother. Anyone else's parents would be thrilled their daughter was out of a lesbian relationship and seriously seeing a man. A handsome successful good man at that. But you two, you just carry on!
Alicia Pillsbury: [to Jared] She always was the testy one! Um ha ha!
Emile Pillsbury: [in a low voice] Alicia, I think it's enough.
Alicia Pillsbury: No, it's time for honesty right here at this table. Honesty.
Alicia Pillsbury: [to Megan] You, you at a very young age, you came to the two of us, and you said to us that you were a lesbian. And that we should just get used to it. We have. And now you are bringing this [looking toward Jared]
Alicia Pillsbury: . And Sarina was just like a daughter that we never had.
Emile Pillsbury: [in a loud voice] Enough!
Alicia Pillsbury: What are we going to say to our friends at PFLAG. That's what I would like to know.
Jared Bartoziak: PFLAG?
Emile Pillsbury: Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.
Alicia Pillsbury: [to Jared] Emile and I have been very active in this organization.
Alicia Pillsbury: [to Megan] I would also like you to know that your father has written a book about our experiences, which was just about to get a rave from the New York Times Book Review. We sent them a copy. They love it. And now this. This is really, this is really a little

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