Registered Nurse Quote

Intern: Seems there's been a young riot down to Sadie's place.

Dr. Greg Connolly: That so? Any of the girls hurt?

Intern: A couple. Sadie too. She came in looking like a hamburger.

Hospital Employee: Doctor, you're wanted in the emergency room.

Dr. Greg Connolly: I'll be right there...

Sadie Harris: [In the emergency room, Nurse Hammond dabs at Madame Sadie's blackened eye with an alcohol swab] Whaddya wanna do? Put my eye out?

Nurse Gloria Hammond: Sorry. Seems as if somebody already beat me to it.

Sadie Harris: Yes, wait'll I lay my hands on him the big... begonia. Oh, isn't that doctor ever coming?

Nurse Gloria Hammond: Dr. Connolly'll be right up. We're pretty busy here tonight.

Sadie Harris: Lotta customers, eh? You must put on a good show.

Nurse Gloria Hammond: I've never heard any applause.

Dr. Greg Connolly: [Dr. Connolly enters] I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

Sadie Harris: Why Mr. Gregory! Fancy meeting you here!
[Nurse Hammond furrows her brow disapprovingly at the doctor]

Dr. Greg Connolly: [nervously] Why... I'm afraid you must be mistaken madam. I'm Dr. Connolly.

Sadie Harris: Oh, uh, ok Doc. Never saw ya before.

Movie: Registered Nurse

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