Ratatouille Quote

Lawyer : Well, the will stipulates that after two years from the date of death, no heir appears, Gusteau's business will pass on to his sous-chef, you.
Skinner : I know what the will stipulates! What I want to know, is if this letter - if this boy changes anything. [ looking at Linguini through the window ]
Lawyer : There's not much resemblance.
Skinner : There NO resemblance at all! He's not Gusteau's son. Gusteau had no children. And what of the timing of this. The deadline in the will expires in less than a month! Suddenly some boy arrives with a letter from his recently deceased mother claiming Gusteau is his father? Highly suspect!
Lawyer : [ about a chef's toque in a glass container ] ... And this was Gusteau's?
Skinner : Yes.
Lawyer : May I?
Skinner : Of course, of course. [ the lawyer takes a hair out of the toque ]
Lawyer : But, the boy does not know?
Skinner : She claims she never told him, or Gusteau, and asks that I not tell.
Lawyer : Why you? What does she want?
Skinner : A job, for the boy.
Lawyer : Only a job? Well, then this is easy. You keep the boy in line, while I do a little digging, find out how much of this is real. Meanwhile, I'll need you to collect some DNA samples from the boy, hair preferrably.
Skinner : Mark my words, the whole thing is highly suspect. He knows something.
Lawyer : Relax, he's a garbage boy. I think you can handle him.

Movie: Ratatouille

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