Ranma .5 Quote

[A flashback scene. Ukyo is telling the story of how Tsubasa has stalked her since they went to the same boys' school.]
Tsubasa: [offers Ukyo a handful of gifts] Dear, dear Ukyo, here.
Ukyo: Tsubasa, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... I've already got a fiancee!
Ukyo's Voice (echoing): Fiancee!... Fiancee!...
Tsubasa: Oh! [begins to weep]
[Back to the present day - Ranma-chan and Akane are eating okonomiyaki at Ucchan's while Ukyo tells them the story. Suddenly, Tsubasa, inside a garbage can, whirls into the restaurant and slams Ranma-chan down onto Ukyo's grill face first.]
Ranma: OW!! That's hot!
Tsubasa: [speaking into microphone] But rejection only spurred me on. I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were filled with pretty pink envelopes.
Ukyo: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture, Ranma.
Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
Ukyo: The girl Ranma, of course. What did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.

TV Show: Ranma .5

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