Ranma .5 Quote
[Akane has just baked animal-shaped cookies in her Home Economics class.]
Kuno: It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground.]
Ranma: I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Akane: Rrrrgh... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE!!!
[Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically]
Akane: Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
Ranma: These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Akane: Stupid! It's a penguin!
Ranma: A hermit crab?
Akane: It's a lion.
Ranma: It's a water flea!
Akane: A rabbit!!
Ranma: Loch Ness Monster!
Akane: A swan!
Ranma: A Power Ranger!
Akane: A raccoon! [actually a tanuki but rendered as a "raccoon" in the English dub]
Ranma: A salamander!
Akane: Alligator!!!
Ranma: I know, a platypus!
Akane: A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuno: It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground.]
Ranma: I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Akane: Rrrrgh... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE!!!
[Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically]
Akane: Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
Ranma: These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Akane: Stupid! It's a penguin!
Ranma: A hermit crab?
Akane: It's a lion.
Ranma: It's a water flea!
Akane: A rabbit!!
Ranma: Loch Ness Monster!
Akane: A swan!
Ranma: A Power Ranger!
Akane: A raccoon! [actually a tanuki but rendered as a "raccoon" in the English dub]
Ranma: A salamander!
Akane: Alligator!!!
Ranma: I know, a platypus!
Akane: A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!
TV Show: Ranma .5
