Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) Quote
Marty: I'm telling you, Jeff, I was terrified.
Jeff: Well, what of? If it's haunted, you should be delighted. Somewhere to go on your night off.
Marty: Very funny.
Jeff: Look, Marty, ghosts are nothing to be scared of.
Marty: How do you know?
Jeff: Because I live with one!
Marty: That is different!
Jeff: Oh yeah? Do I go running around screaming every time you jump out of the woodwork? No. I talk to you like a normal, rational individual. So all you have to do is to go down there and have a nice quiet chat with whoever is doing the haunting!
Marty: Supposing it isn't a nice quiet ghost? For all I know, it can be some silly fool waving a sword about, straight out of Macbeth. And my head is not ending up on a plate for anybody.
Jeff: Well, what of? If it's haunted, you should be delighted. Somewhere to go on your night off.
Marty: Very funny.
Jeff: Look, Marty, ghosts are nothing to be scared of.
Marty: How do you know?
Jeff: Because I live with one!
Marty: That is different!
Jeff: Oh yeah? Do I go running around screaming every time you jump out of the woodwork? No. I talk to you like a normal, rational individual. So all you have to do is to go down there and have a nice quiet chat with whoever is doing the haunting!
Marty: Supposing it isn't a nice quiet ghost? For all I know, it can be some silly fool waving a sword about, straight out of Macbeth. And my head is not ending up on a plate for anybody.
TV Show: Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)
