Rain Quotes

Charlie: Who took this picture?

Raymond: D-A-D.

Charlie: And you lived with us?

Raymond: Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.

Charlie: When did you leave?

Raymond: January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day.

Charlie: Just after Mom died.

Raymond: Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.

Charlie: You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?

Raymond: You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."

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Charlie: Who took this picture?

Raymond: D-A-D.

Charlie: And you lived with us?

Raymond: Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.

Charlie: When did you leave?

Raymond: January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day.

Charlie: Just after Mom died.

Raymond: Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.

Charlie: You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?

Raymond: You were in the window. You waved to me, Bye bye Rain Man, Bye bye.

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Cosmo Brown: What's the first thing an actor learns? The show must go on!' Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show MUST go on!

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Father Marko: Time never dies. The circle is never round.

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Gardener: Hey! Who were you talking to?

Michael Raines: The dead. They hunger for human brains. The feasting will begin at sundown.

Charlie Lincoln: Jerk.

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Henry Thomas: [yelling a couple feet away from Miss Kates bedroom door] I'M NOT GOING TO QUITE MY MUSIC! YOU HEAR THAT OLD LADY?... I'm not going to quite MUSIC!

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Hubb Lebowski: Cher... Cher! Cher! Cher...

Cher Degre: Listen to me, Hubb... You've become very reliable.

Hubb Lebowski: Yeah, because I have to protect you.
[Cher smiles.]

Hubb Lebowski: We can start over. A baby too... let's have a baby too. We'll bake bread... and...

Hubb Lebowski: [as Cher's eyes fade] That's right, we'll nurture a bird too. Everything will turn out fine... It'll turn out fine.

Hubb Lebowski: Cher... Cher! Cher...
[sobs, while cries out her name; everyone mourns]

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Hubb Lebowski: Quent Yaiden . . . So, can you tell me what brings the sheriff of Kyrios to our humble city? That's some heavy artillery you have there, but I doubt that you came here just to hunt.

Quent Yaiden: Where is it? The animal I killed?

Hubb Lebowski: It's apparently dead. The body will be disposed of here.

Quent Yaiden: That's impossible! There's not a chance in Hell that that thing is dead! Show it to me, and I'll believe you! Don't you understand?! That thing is a wolf!

Hubb Lebowski: A wolf? You think it's a wolf?

Quent Yaiden: It looks like a dog, but it's not! It's a wolf! You don't honestly think that we killed all of them, do you, Detective?!

Hubb Lebowski: The last appearance of a wolf was over two hundred years ago. How do you think they survived this long without going unnoticed? The mountains and forests are all gone. There's no place for any wolves to hide anymore.

Quent Yaiden: I'm telling you, they somehow cast a spell over us! They're all around us! Wolves do exist, and we have to kill them all!

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John Converse: [about his wife] If you really want to know, I think she's pretty moral basically.

Antheil: Pretty moral basically? Oh, Jesus. what a couple of yo-yo's.

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Lana: [last lines - narration] And so I'm back where I started. The faces and places differ, but the storm over my head remains the same. Black clouds pouring down the Bosnian rain. How tempting it is to cleanse my body of the filth to end the pain. But for the sake of those I love, I can't.

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Raines: Maybe I read too many detective books when I was a kid: Chandler, Hammett, Macdonald, all the great California guys of the 40's and 50's. I even tried writing a story once, couldn't get past page one. Too many decisions; where do you find the body? 'Cause all these stories start with a body, right? Do you find it by a pool under a sunset the color of a blood orange, or is night with the twinkling lights of the city? And what about the victim? A movie producer in a sharkskin suit, who we think probably got what he deserved? Some beautiful starlet who fell in with the wrong crowd, and never saw it coming? But you know the real reason that I never wrote one of those stories? I became a cop. And I found out the images that I had in my head weren't like real life. Take the case that I got this morning. The body wasn't found by a swimming pool, high in the hills. It turned up in a parking lot by the 101. And the victim wasn't some movie weasel or starlet. It was a poor young woman in cargo pants and sneakers, with a bullet hole in her back laying facedown in the pavement.

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Raines: Watching a hallucination do the "Macarena". Doesn't get much better than that.

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Ray Hicks: [about Marge Converse] She didn't even say goodbye. How about her?

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Raymond: [after Charlie throws underwear out of car] Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh.

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Raymond: I'm an excellent driver.

Charlie: When did you drive?

Raymond: I drove slow on the driveway when my dad came to Walbrook.

Charlie: Was Dad in the car?

Raymond: Yeah.

Charlie: I'll have to let you drive sometime.
[Raymond grabs the wheel and nearly steers them into an oncoming car]

Charlie: Raymond, you NEVER! NEVER touch the steering wheel when I'm driving. Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

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Sandy Boudreau: [Raines has discovered Sandy was an escort, and imagines her in a cheerleader outfit] May I ask a question? Did you find any cigarettes? Why am I smoking? Maybe for the same reason I'm drinking even though you didn't find any booze. Same reason my makeup's headed for circus clown and my boobs have gained three cup sizes. You found out I'm a whore, and this is what a whore looks like, right?

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Tom: [while floating down the road in a half submerged car] You all right?

Karen: Yeah, I'm fine. I think the heater just kicked in.

Tom: At least we're out of the rain, right?

Karen: Oh, yeah. This is real cozy.

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Tsume: [to Toboe] I wanted to take you to paradise.

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Wendy-The Revolution: [Playing ironically the melody of "Let's Go Crazy" on the guitar] You like that ? Is that better?

The Kid: [Vexed] Where is everybody?

Lisa-The Revolution: You're late. They left.

The Kid: So what are you doing here?

Lisa-The Revolution: [Parodying the Kid's speech at the beginning of "Let's Go Crazy"] "But I'm here to tell you, there's something else"... Our music.

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Apollonia: [Attempting to lift off the Kid's shirt] King Kong ?
The Kid: [Repelling her attempt] Stop it! [the Kid tries the same thing with her]
Apollonia: No.

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Apollonia: Will you help me?

The Kid: No.

Apollonia: Pardon me?

The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why?

Apollonia: Nope.

The Kid: Because you wouldn't pass the initiation.

Apollonia: What initiation?

The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Apollonia: What?

The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
[She strips down, and runs towards the lake]

The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That's...
[She jumps in. She gets out shivering]

The Kid: Uh, hold it...

Apollonia: What?

The Kid: That ain't Lake Minnetonka.

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Boyer: [Raines has just given Boyer and Lance a mountain of security camera tapes to review] You picked me to do this because you don't like me.

Raines: No, I picked her to do this 'cuz one day she's gonna be a lead detective. You can go scratch your butt with a rake for all I care. Press play.

Boyer: I'm gonna file a grievance.

Raines: Of course you are. Press play.

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Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.

Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.

Charlie: QANTAS?

Raymond: Never crashed.

Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

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Jill: [after Apollonia knocks Jill's coffee over] What are you? Stupid or something? Why don't you watch where you're going?

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Morris: Okay. What's the password?

Jerome: You got it.

Morris: Got what?

Jerome: The password.

Morris: The password is what?

Jerome: Exactly.

Morris: The password is exactly?

Jerome: No, it's okay.

Morris: The password is okay?

Jerome: Far as I'm concerned.

Morris: Damn it, say the password!

Jerome: What.

Morris: Say the password, sperm breath!

Jerome: The password is what?

Morris: [frustrated] That's what I'm asking you!

Jerome: [more frustrated] It's the password!

Morris: The password is it?

Jerome: [exasperated] Ahhhhh! The password is what!

Morris: It! You just said so!

Jerome: The password isn't it! The password is?

Morris: ?what?

Jerome: Got it!

Morris: I got it?

Jerome: Right.

Morris: It or right?

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Quent Yaiden: Look at this.
[Quent shows Hubb his hand, which Tsume cut open earlier]

Quent Yaiden: Pretty, ain't it? It's a souvenir from an angry wolf.

Hubb Lebowski: You can't prove it was a wolf.

Quent Yaiden: Well, there wern't any cats or ferrets around. There was only a young human. The beast turned into a little boy right in front of my eyes. It was just a little kid.

Hubb Lebowski: Can you remember what the boys face looked like?

Quent Yaiden: For some reason, my memory's a little fuzzy.

Hubb Lebowski: Maybe I should come back another time.

Quent Yaiden: It'll always be the same. But I'm not drunk yet tonight.

Hubb Lebowski: I don't know why I ever thought I could come to you for advice.

Quent Yaiden: You're obsessed with the wolves, huh? You're dying to know everything now. Isn't that right, Detective?

Hubb Lebowski: That dog you shot ran away.

Quent Yaiden: What a surprise.

Hubb Lebowski: And you think it put some kind of spell on us to escape?

Quent Yaiden: You got it.

Hubb Lebowski: It just isn't possible.

Quent Yaiden: These claw marks . . . and the fact that you're here should be proof enough. There are a lot more of 'em, you know. People you pass everyday in the market, the poor shlubs you sit next to in the bar . . . Any one of them could be wolves. I tell you now the words of Red Moon. From the great spirit was born the wolf, and man became i

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Raines: [Raines has caught Sandy's parents snooping around her apartment] What you hoping to find here, Chester?

Vernon Boudreau: Are you deaf? I just said my name is Vernon.

Raines: Mmm-hmmm.

Vernon Boudreau: There's money here. Daughter was sending her little bits so's I wouldn't know. She said there was more for her.

Raines: Chester, anything we find in here is evidence.

Vernon Boudreau: Evidence my ass! Everything in here belongs to me. And why the hell do you keep calling me Chester?

Raines: Honest mistake. See, I didn't even know that your daughter had a father. Your wife I recognized from the photos - nice to meet you, ma'am. But see, in the photos you're missing, Chester - not just missing, you're cut out. All that's left of you is your arm. Why would Sandy do that, I wonder? So I was calling you Chester because it rhymes... with molester.

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Raymond: Definitely not.

Susanna: But we an watch TV here, we're allowed.
[Turns on Wheel of Fortune]

Raymond: Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.

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Solomon: *singing* If I could write songs like rain, every drop would wait to see you, If I could write songs like this every word would kiss your fears away.

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Toboe: Who the heck was that? And what's up with his dog?
Tsume: I have no idea.
Toboe: You're Tsume, right? Wow. This is the first time I've ever met another wolf. I've heard rumors about you from the crows. They say you make friends with Humans, and run waild with them! Heh, heh.
Tsume: You heard wrong.
Toboe: I'm Toboe. Thanks for the help back there. You know, I've been with Humans for my whole life, too.
Tsume: Just get lost, okay? I'm getting pissed-off. And that only happens when I'm around idiots.
Toboe: But . . . Can't I come with you?
Tsume: No. You can't.

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