Punch Drunks Quotes
Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.
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Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
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Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
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[KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]
KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.
KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.
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Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?
Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?
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Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?
Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?
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[KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]
KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.
KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.
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Barry: [out of breath to his love Lena] Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
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Barry: And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you ****in'... And bye-bye! You stupid mother****er...
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Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
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Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!
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Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!
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Barry: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible.
Lena: Sure, Sure...
Lena: Sure, Sure...
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Curley: What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
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Dean Trumbell: SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP! Shut up; will you SHUTUP SHUTUP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUTUP... SHUTUP! NOW
[beat]
Dean Trumbell: Are you threatening me, dick?
Barry: Why don-...
[double beat]
Barry: Y' GO **** YOURSELF!
Dean Trumbell: oh y-...
[clears throat angrily]
Dean Trumbell: yo-... ****
[lowers tone]
Dean Trumbell: did you just saaay go **** myself?
Barry: [nervously] ... yes, i did
Dean Trumbell: That wasn't good, you're DEAD!
[beat]
Dean Trumbell: Are you threatening me, dick?
Barry: Why don-...
[double beat]
Barry: Y' GO **** YOURSELF!
Dean Trumbell: oh y-...
[clears throat angrily]
Dean Trumbell: yo-... ****
[lowers tone]
Dean Trumbell: did you just saaay go **** myself?
Barry: [nervously] ... yes, i did
Dean Trumbell: That wasn't good, you're DEAD!
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Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .
Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.
Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe: Uh, yeah.
Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .
Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.
Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe: Uh, yeah.
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Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .
Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.
Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe: Uh, yeah.
Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .
Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.
Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe: Uh, yeah.
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Dean Trumbell: Now get the **** out of here, pervert!
Barry: Didn't I warn you?
Dean Trumbell: Th... That's that!
Barry: Didn't I warn you?
Dean Trumbell: Th... That's that!
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