Pottersville Quotes

Brock Masterson: You think it's stupid, don't you?
Bart: I don't think you're stupid, I just think sometimes when it comes to thinking, you have bad luck

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Bart: Did Connie enjoy her elk?
Maynard Greiger: Well, she's been enjoying all kinds of animals lately...

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Brock Masterson: There's definitely a Squatch in these woods!

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Connie Greiger: Do you ever dress up like the animals you're in search of? You know, like camouflage?
Brock Masterson: Can't say that I have but I like your thinking! Somebody get me a net, I think I found a mermaid! [laughs]
Brock Masterson: She's not, she's got legs...

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Maynard Greiger: What's a furry?

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Sheriff Jack: I'm a wolf!

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Bart: Moonshine and tranquilizer is not a good combination.

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Brock Masterson: I wanna be your fuzzy little joey!

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Bart: What the hell is a furry?
Sheriff Jack: A furry is a person! They're people who just happen to like to dress up in furry clothes and rub up against each other! And I'll tell you something else, Bart... I'm a furry! And I'm goddamn proud of it!

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Maynard Greiger: Hope isn't always the most realistic thing but it tends to make the word a better place.

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Parker: You thought you had to become Bigfoot to save this town, but you saved it a long time ago by just being you.

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