Pokémon Quotes

Shihan: I am the shihan of this dojo!
Ash: Shihan? I think I had that at a Chinese restaurant once.
Brock: No, Ash, a shihan is a leader of a dojo!!
Ash: Oh... I thought it was chicken in garlic sauce.

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Misty: Hey, if she's making your life so miserable, how come you're carrying her picture around?
Joe: I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks.
Ash: Yeah, and not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse.

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Giselle: I'm the top student in the beginning class of the most exclusive prep school in the world, Pokémon Tech. It's sad that others aren't blessed with my beauty, my talent, my humble attitude. People call me a star, but I'm just Giselle.
Jessie: [Looking through binoculars] I think she's even more conceited than we are.
James: Yes, but she's awfully cute isn't she?
Meowth: Not as cute as Meowth.
Jessie: [Punching Meowth] You're in the way.
James: [Punching Meowth] Stop bothering us!

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Ash: I love my new Pokémon!
Misty: I guess it takes a worm to love a worm.

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Misty: I wish Ash could have heard that story.
Ash (in a disguise as "Ashley"): Oh, I heard it.
Misty: What?
Ash: Please don't stare at me like that, I'm a very shy little girl!

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Jessie: That festival is waiting and I can smell money.
Meowth: I can smell corn dogs.

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Jessie: (to James) Hmmm, this kid looks a lot like you.
James: You think so? He looks pathetic.
Meowth: That's what she means, James.

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Brock: I can't believe James is gone!
Ash: I miss him!
Misty: JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!

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Ash: WOAH! Look at that!
Misty: It's huge!
Brock: I've seen shopping malls smaller than this place!
Misty: It must have a hundred rooms!
Ash: It's the biggest mansion I've ever seen!
Hopkins(the butler at James' family's mansion): This is not the mansion! This little dog house is for Growly.

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Meowth: Pikachu says that it won't change. If it's going to beat the Raichu, it's going to do it just as it is.
Jessie: You mean it's going to fight AGAIN as a Pikachu?
Meowth: (tearing up) It's going to fight in the name of ALL Pikachu! It will defend its honor and Ash's!
James: (similarly touched) Oh dear...THAT'S MAGNIFICENT!

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Galactic Grunt Male: Well THOSE three were totally useless!
Galactic Grunt Female: We'll get the Adamant Orb NEXT TIME.

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Misty: Then how about this!
Gastly: What's that?
Misty: It's a cross! I've also got garlics, a stake, and a hammer!
Gastly: ...What do I look like, a vampire or something?

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Ash: (after being headlocked by Lucario) Why'd you do that?
Lucario: You snuck up behind me; that is always a mistake.
Ash: Hey Lucario, I'm really glad you're coming along to help me find Pikachu.
Lucario: This Pikachu, are you its master?
Ash: Master? Are you kidding? No, Pikachu and I are best friends.
Lucario: Friends?
Ash: If one of your friends was lost, you'd wanna bring 'em, too, wouldn't ya?
Lucario: I don't have any friends and I don't want any. (Lucario walks out of the room and into the night)
Ash: (sarcastically) Nice attitude.

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Team Rocket: (singing) You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong. We're tired of our Motto so we thought we'd try a song!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Both: The speed of light, prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's Riiight.

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James: I am the handsome one!
Jessie: I'm the gorgeous one!
Both: Looking good is lots of fun! We get some things wrong but we keep rolling along.

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All: We want to capture Pikachu, we hope to do it soon! And when we do we'll be the new stars of this...CARTOOOOOON!!!! ~Team Rocket's song.

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Jessie: (to Meowth) We need to work on your timing. You were late on the last verse.
Meowth: But my pitch was poifect!

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Tracey: Hey! How'd you get out of those traps so fast?
James: That is a secret you shall never know!
Jessie: Even the writers can't figure it out.

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Meowth: [an explosion] Somebody busted in!
Ash: Prepare for trouble.
Misty: And you can make that triple.
Brock: To protect the world from devastation.
Ash & Misty: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Jessie: This was just...
James: ...too good...
Meowth: ...to last.
Ash: You've got that right.
Pikachu: Pika!
Misty: We're defending the beauty of truth and love.

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Ash: Hey, get out of there! (Rattata runs away from his backpack.)
Pokédex: A forest Pokémon - Rattata. It likes cheese, nuts, fruits, and berries.
Ash: Yeah, but this isn't a forest, it's an open field.
Pokédex: It also comes out in open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
Ash: So does that mean I'm stupid?
Pikachu: (Laughs) Pika... Pika!

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Meowth: It's a Pika-Palooza!
Jesse: We're at the Pika of our powers
James: Chu can say that again, Jess!

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Professor Oak: Gary said that you wouldn't capture a single Pokémon, but I bet him $1,000,000 he'd be wrong!
Ash: Well, money isn't everything. Right?
Professor Oak: Oh, why do I even bother.

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Misty: You grab Pikachu and get out of here! I'll take care of these three clowns.
Jessie: That's pretty big talk coming from such a little lady.
Misty: At least you're right about the pretty part, thanks for the compliment.
James: The girl thinks she's pretty.
Jessie: I agree with her, I think she's pretty, too. Pretty pathetic!
Misty: Hmmmm, I'll show you! Poké Ball, go!

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Misty: Goldeen, return.
Jessie: That's her best shot?
James: She's all washed up.

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Officer Jenny: I left my motorcycle parked at the front desk!
Nurse Joy: WE HAVE A DRIVEWAY YOU KNOW!!

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May: [referring to Nicholai] Ahh! That Zigzagoon disguised itself as a human!
Max: Would you like to take another whack at that, sis; that really is a human!!
May: I didn't know Zigzagoon could evolve into humans.
Max: [Exasperated] Are we really related?!

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May: Hey! That's my egg!
James: Ahh! That's my Mime Jr.
Jessie: We're here for Elekid and Pikachu.
James: TIME OUT!

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May: [May runs up to James] I'll trade you.
James: That sounds like a plan.
May: Here you go!
James: Thanks.
May & James: Bye!
James: Ahh! My Mime Jr is back where it belongs.
May: [Giggling] I got my egg back.
James: Now Where were we?
Meowth: We were about to take Elekid and Pikachu.

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Old Woman/Ghastly: I've been watching you. You're up to no good! And there's no good in your future!
James: Who? The police, the sheriff, the FBI?
Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.
James: I don't need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It's a curse...
Jessie: [stares suspiciously towards James] WHO exactly do you mean?

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Brock: "Rejected by the one girl I loved. I'll never find another like her again".
Ash: "Don't worry Brock, you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you."

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