Pokémon Quotes
Meowth: Did you see that?
Jessie: Do you think I'm blind?
James: That would explain the hair.
Jessie: Do you think I'm blind?
James: That would explain the hair.
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Jessie: Did you notice that Grumpig Pokémon James?
James: If you mean it looks like my ex-fiance then yes.
James: If you mean it looks like my ex-fiance then yes.
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Meowth: Where did [James] get that outfit? (A very 'camp' looking Moltres costume)
Jessie: I think it came right out of his own closet...
Jessie: I think it came right out of his own closet...
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Jessie: We're slowing Lugia down! The three of us are too heavy!
James: Let's try Weight Watchers!
Jessie: It's too late for that!
Meowth: I heard its never too late if you really STICK WITH THE PROGRAM!!
James: Let's try Weight Watchers!
Jessie: It's too late for that!
Meowth: I heard its never too late if you really STICK WITH THE PROGRAM!!
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Jessie: So then we're not bad.
James: That's good!
Meowth: But what if the boss finds out?
James: Thats bad!
Jessie: Then we'll start our own team.
James: Thats good!
Meowth: But we got no money.
James: (sadly) That's bad.
Jessie: Then we'll just steal some!
James: That's good! [short pause] Or is that bad? Ohhhh...
James: That's good!
Meowth: But what if the boss finds out?
James: Thats bad!
Jessie: Then we'll start our own team.
James: Thats good!
Meowth: But we got no money.
James: (sadly) That's bad.
Jessie: Then we'll just steal some!
James: That's good! [short pause] Or is that bad? Ohhhh...
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Jessie: You can bet on it!!...
Jessie: I can't wait to show you three little goody-goodies what losers you are!! You won't stand a chance against us!! We're gonna win that championship belt!!
James: And if we do, you can find us at the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Table.
Jessie: I can't wait to show you three little goody-goodies what losers you are!! You won't stand a chance against us!! We're gonna win that championship belt!!
James: And if we do, you can find us at the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Table.
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Jessie: Prepare for trouble, and a dance!
James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!
James: I'm wearing tights instead of pants!
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Meowth: (While blasting off) What kind of insensitive losers would even try to steal it [Pikachu] anyway? (Realizes) Oh yeah, we would.
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting of AGAIN!!! (ping)
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting of AGAIN!!! (ping)
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Meowth: I got da rope! I'm gonna tie it to dis tree, then t'row da rest down to you, so youse guys can climb up it. (looks down into the pit) Dey're sleepin'! Takin' a nap! Snorin' away like a couple of Snorlax while I do all da woik! Yo! Wake up! Great! I'm t'rough savin' your butts! Get yerselves outta dis mess! Dey are the two lamest, dumbest, stupidest... 'I'm Jessie! I'm James!' They never do anything right. (Jessie and James climb out of the pit and lift him up.) Hey! What are you, crazy?! Put me down!
James: Why are you saying all those things?
Jessie: Why are you telling everybody we're losers?!
Meowth: Because you are.
James: Like, no way!
Jessie: We're cool!
James: We're the man!
Meowth: Look up "Loser" in the dictionary, and you'll find a big picture of the two of youse!
Jessie: Is it a nice picture?
James: Why are you saying all those things?
Jessie: Why are you telling everybody we're losers?!
Meowth: Because you are.
James: Like, no way!
Jessie: We're cool!
James: We're the man!
Meowth: Look up "Loser" in the dictionary, and you'll find a big picture of the two of youse!
Jessie: Is it a nice picture?
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Giovanni: Take the Pikachu, and order it to attack MechaMewtwo.
James: Why don't you do it, Boss?
Giovanni: I can't have a Pokémon battle with myself, you idiot!
James: Why don't you do it, Boss?
Giovanni: I can't have a Pokémon battle with myself, you idiot!
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Misty: If you can name every type of evolution stone, I'll buy dinner!
Ash: You're on! Let's see... "Thunder Stone", "Water Stone", "Moon Stone", and...uhh..."Rolling Stone"?
Misty: WRONGO! I guess dinner is on you!
Ash: BROOOOCK! If this keeps up, I'll go broke! Make Misty stop!
Brock: Actually, Ash, I was just about to compliment you on your flirtation technique.
Ash: (blushing) What flirtation!?
Misty: (blushing) Don't be reading anything on to it, okay?!
Ash: You're on! Let's see... "Thunder Stone", "Water Stone", "Moon Stone", and...uhh..."Rolling Stone"?
Misty: WRONGO! I guess dinner is on you!
Ash: BROOOOCK! If this keeps up, I'll go broke! Make Misty stop!
Brock: Actually, Ash, I was just about to compliment you on your flirtation technique.
Ash: (blushing) What flirtation!?
Misty: (blushing) Don't be reading anything on to it, okay?!
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Gary: You're so pathetic that even your Pikachu feels sorry for you! I've never seen anyone as pathetic as you!
Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!
Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!
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Brock: Right there, a beautiful girl was right there!
Ash: Huh? I don't see one...
Misty: (pulls on his lips) Just turn around!
Ash: Please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time...
Ash: Huh? I don't see one...
Misty: (pulls on his lips) Just turn around!
Ash: Please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time...
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Misty: [The Nidoran trainers are] not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other!
Tracey: Hey, that's just like you and Ash!
Misty and Ash: YOU MUST BE CRAZY!
Tracey: Hey, that's just like you and Ash!
Misty and Ash: YOU MUST BE CRAZY!
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Misty: If you beat this guy, they might even make a statue of you!
Ash: One of me isn't enough for you?
Ash: One of me isn't enough for you?
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Misty: Oh no! Staryu looks like it's in real pain!
Ash: It Doesn't even have a face, how can you tell?
Misty: Because I'm sensitive to other's feelings!
Ash: [sarcastically] Oh yeah? Like I'm not?
Ash: It Doesn't even have a face, how can you tell?
Misty: Because I'm sensitive to other's feelings!
Ash: [sarcastically] Oh yeah? Like I'm not?
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Misty: This isn't funny - I look like a cartoon!
Ash: A cartoon? Like that would ever happen!
Ash: A cartoon? Like that would ever happen!
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Ash: Wow, imagine - Brock married?
Misty: (quietly) You and I will be married someday too.
Ash: Mm-hmm. [short pause]HUH?!
Misty: (quietly) You and I will be married someday too.
Ash: Mm-hmm. [short pause]HUH?!
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Jessie: Prepare for more trouble then you've ever seen!
James: And make it double, we're on the big screen!
Ash: I'll have to catch this on video, I'm in a hurry, and the weather's looking bad!
Jessie: It has been bad, isn't that always our luck? Well, our luck's changed and our ship has finally come in!
James: And make it double, we're on the big screen!
Ash: I'll have to catch this on video, I'm in a hurry, and the weather's looking bad!
Jessie: It has been bad, isn't that always our luck? Well, our luck's changed and our ship has finally come in!
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Ash: My name is Pallet and I come from Ketchum!
Mary: Ash, is not that wrong?
Ash: No, this is Ash and I am Pikachu!
Mary: Ash, is not that wrong?
Ash: No, this is Ash and I am Pikachu!
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Ash: I'm just dying for a cheeseburger!
Misty: No way! I wanna eat at a nice restaurant!
Ash: Cheeseburgers are nice!
Misty: No way! I wanna eat at a nice restaurant!
Ash: Cheeseburgers are nice!
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Ash: (trying to explain to Misty why he noticed her sisters instead of her) I didn't see you for a while, so I thought you didn't like me anymore. I was stunned just now! When I saw how beautiful you've become, I was speechless!
Narrator: Warning: These are just excuses.
Misty: Flattery will get you nowhere. Here. (hands him a cob of corn)
Ash: What's this?
Misty: My treat.
Narrator: Actually, flattery works just fine.
Ash: It's like you had plastic surgery!
Misty: Quit while you're ahead!
Narrator: Warning: These are just excuses.
Misty: Flattery will get you nowhere. Here. (hands him a cob of corn)
Ash: What's this?
Misty: My treat.
Narrator: Actually, flattery works just fine.
Ash: It's like you had plastic surgery!
Misty: Quit while you're ahead!
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Ash: Team Rocket, prepare for trouble! On second thought, make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation?
James: To unite all people within our nation?
Ash: Maybe you think I'm a little too "brash", but the master is here and my name is "Ash"!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: My Pokémon travel faster than the speed of light. Surrender now, or you're in for a fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation?
James: To unite all people within our nation?
Ash: Maybe you think I'm a little too "brash", but the master is here and my name is "Ash"!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: My Pokémon travel faster than the speed of light. Surrender now, or you're in for a fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
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