Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Quote

[Jack is to be executed] Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! How bad can it be? It's French. [sees what the guillotine actually is]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, that bad. I've changed me mind! [is frog marched up to the guillotine platform]
Captain Jack Sparrow: You mean I have to walk up stairs as well for this? [is strapped to a body board]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now! [gets put in the guillotine]
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm not normally one to complain, but this basket is full of heads!

Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

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