Peep Show Quote

mugger1: y'allright mate!
Mark: you...alright...?
mugger1: can we lend your phone mate?
Mark: (hesitation)don't you have you own phones?
mugger2: i just need to make a call see?
Mark: (laughs nervously) neither a lender nor a borrower be!
mugger1: you think we're are a pair of shit houses???
Mark: god no! you see it's my work's, it's a blackberry....
mugger1+2: give us your phone! give us your wallet!
mugger1: or we will fucking do you!
Mark: ( do me? are they going to rape me? or kill me? i hope they kill me then rape me...i kinda win...) -hands over phone-
mugger2: you got anythin else?
mugger1: what else?
Mark: (rummages in pockets and wallet)my travel card? ( that's right, Mark, help the muggers...what do you want, approval??)
mugger1: (both laugh at Mark's picture) alright...now piss off!
Mark: ( confused ) ( I thought it was at least the muggers who had to run away...the victim flees whilst -)
mugger1: FASTER!...FASTER!
Mark: (oh this really does leave sour taste!)

TV Show: Peep Show

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