Peep Show Quote

Mark Corrigan: [Mark has just shot down a pheasant] I got it! I got one, I got one!
Jeremy Usborne: [Disdainfully] Congratulations. You've killed a sentient being.
Ian Chapman: Well done, Mark. But you only winged it. [the pheasant is lying on the ground, twitching]
Mark Corrigan: Oh, is that not...?
Ian Chapman: No, you've got to finish it off.
Mark Corrigan: Oh, right. [He points his shotgun at it]
Ian Chapman: No, don't shoot it! God!
Mark Corrigan: [Raising his foot above it] What, shall I?
Ian Chapman: Don't stamp on it! Jesus. Wring its neck.
Mark Corrigan: Its neck?
Ian Chapman: Yes, wring its neck, it's suffering.
Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] This is the ultimate good impression test. If I can do this, I'll never have to carve a chicken or discuss spark plugs or prove I love his daughter. [He picks up the pheasant]
Ian Chapman: Now, be careful you don't... [Mark accidentally wrenches the bird's head off. Blood spurts out]
Ian Chapman: Oh, Mark. You've pulled its bloody head off.
Mark Corrigan: [horrified] There's blood all over me! [Sophie appears with a bag]
Sophie Chapman: Teas, coffees for the huntsmen!
Jeremy Usborne: No teas for the beastmaster, thanks. He feasts on the blood of his prey.

Movie: Peep Show

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