Patriots Day Quote

Tommy Saunders: What happened with Shan-creek-a?
Harrold: I was just going over there to have an appointment with this female, and this lady came out of nowhere and brained me with a smoothie.
Tommy Saunders: Her daughter said you pushed her.
Harrold: Sir, i was tryin' to make an escape...
Tommy Saunders: Did you push her?
Harrold: After the smoothie.
Tommy Saunders: So you did...
Commissioner Ed Davis: What's up, Tommy?
Tommy Saunders: Whoa, this an occasion. Comish exittin' the SUV?
Commissioner Ed Davis: Is this a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: It's not, you've been misinformed.
Commissioner Ed Davis: You're fucking kidding me, it's not a homicide?
Tommy Saunders: Nope.
Harrold: No sir. No sir.
Commissioner Ed Davis: Why are you bleeding?
Harrold: I was trying' to tell you officers, sir. This woman is crazy. She hit me with a fucking smoothie in the head.
Tommy Saunders: What are you talking about? Like, a drink or somethin'?
Harrold: No, like a fuckin' smoothie, you know? Like you would smooth your cloths with?
Tommy Saunders: An iron? A fucking iron?
Commissioner Ed Davis: An iron. For fuck sake!
Tommy Saunders: It's called an iron, Harrold.
Harrold: Yes sir, a smoothie!
Tommy Saunders: Shut up!

Movie: Patriots Day

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