Pat and Mike Quotes

Mike Conovan: I don't think you've ever been properly handled.
Pat Pemberton: That's right... not even by myself.

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Mike Conovan: That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake. But if there is something in whatâ?¦ as a matter of fact, if there is anything in what you say, I am going to promote you into the King of the World! Queen, I mean. Let's go.

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Pat Pemberton: It was Collier. Never can do anything when he's watching me, it's always been that way.
Mike Conovan: Why?
Pat Pemberton: In love with him I guess.
Mike Conovan: Oh. Like me with lobster.
Pat Pemberton: What?
Mike Conovan: Lobster... the one thing I'm nuts about. The one thing that don't agree with me. Like you and him.
Pat Pemberton: Well, not exactly.
Mike Conovan: Why?
Pat Pemberton: Well, you see, this is a question of getting married. You've never been married to a lobster.
Mike Conovan: Ha ha ha ha ha. That's what you think.

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