Pardon Us Quote

Schoolteacher: We shall now have an intelligence test. Who was Columbus?

Prisoner: The mayor of Ohio.

Schoolteacher: [pause] What did he do?

Insurgent Convict: He died.

Schoolteacher: Well, of course he died. Who killed him?

The Tiger: Clark Robbins.

Schoolteacher: Who said *that*?

The Tiger: I did.

Schoolteacher: [pause] Correct.

Movie: Pardon Us

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