Open Season Quotes

[Boog has just found out that he's in the woods]
Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

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Elliot: [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

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Elliot: Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

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Gas Station Attendant: May I suggest you trying our famous pecan roll? I make them myself. They're inside. For a buck. Two for two dollars.

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Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator] Somebody's been eatin' my candy!
Shaw: [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Shaw: [goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

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Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

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