Only Fools and Horses Quote

Del Boy: (taking a smell of the "coffee" Albert just made) Hang about, which coffee did you make this with?
Uncle Albert: That jar over there.
Del Boy: This ain't coffee! Smell it, it's bloody gravy.
Uncle Albert: Yeah, that's gravy. Well it's not my fault it's them jars, look. How am I supposed to tell the difference?
Del Boy: I'll tell you how you tell the difference. This one has on the label, Maxwell Housecoffee and on this one it says Oxogravy granules. Bit of a giveaway really innit?
Uncle Albert: Well I was in a hurry and I got mixed up.
Del Boy: I'll mix you up in a min... Hang on a minute. If you've made gravy in the coffee pot, then what are they pourin' over their dinners in there? (goes to look) All right?
Audrey: Wonderful.
Del Boy: Cushty. (to Albert) They're only doing it. They are only out there doing it now! They are only pourin' Maxwell bleedin' House over their lamb noisewats and veg. I don't believe you. Not only have you managed to sink every battleship and aircraft carrier that you've ever sailed on, but now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!

TV Show: Only Fools and Horses


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