Only Fools and Horses Quote

Del Boy: Oh, excuse me, John, we're having a baby in here.
Midwife: I know. That's why I'm here.
Del Boy: What are you, a pervo, or something?!
Nurse: This is Mr McCallum - he's the midwife.
Del Boy: But he's a bloke!
Midwife: I'm a trained midwife. Now please, get out of my way.

TV Show: Only Fools and Horses


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