Only Fools and Horses Quote

Del Boy, Boycie, & Denzil: Trigger!
Trigger: Alright.
Del Boy: Was it you Trig? Was it you who organised all this?
Boycie: Oh turn it up, Del Boy. Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque.
Trigger: I got lost on me way here.
Denzil: How could you get lost? You've been coming to this pub since you were 16!
Trigger: No, I found the pub alright. I meant I couldn't find this room. (to Mike) I've been in your dance hall for the last hour.
Mike: But all the lights are out!
Trigger: I know.
Boycie: You've been standing in the dark for an hour?
Trigger: Yeah I thought we were all gonna jump out and surprise someone.
Mike: But there was no-one else in there.
Trigger: But I didn't know that, did I? The lights were out. (to Rodney) How you going, Dave?

TV Show: Only Fools and Horses


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